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More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
Chuck Palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
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Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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It's my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.
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New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.
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The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.
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After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life
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I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection.
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We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.
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It's okay to cry as long as you're faking it.
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Doesn't reincarnation strike you as just another form of procrastination?
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You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel.
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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
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Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.
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A baby is such a blank slate, like training the understudy for a role you're planning to leave. You truly hope your replacement will do the play justice, but in secret you want future critics to say you played the character better.
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