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You can’t fool people into loving you.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
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Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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Every day: Wear sunblock. Cover your gray. Do not go insane. Eat less fats and sugars. Do more sit-ups. Don’t start forgetting stuff. Trim the hair in your ears. Take calcium. Moisturize. Every day. Freeze in time to stay in one place forever. Do not get frigging old.
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What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that could happen.
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New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.
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I am nothing, and not even that.
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Where we're standing right now, in the ruins in the dark, what we build could be anything.
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Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things - they save you.
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A baby is such a blank slate, like training the understudy for a role you're planning to leave. You truly hope your replacement will do the play justice, but in secret you want future critics to say you played the character better.
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We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra...
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The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
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Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.
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There's an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It's when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. Everybody is always a stranger. Nothing is ever familiar.
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I try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience listening for the next thing so that I'm not trying to please them. I've spent a huge amount of time not communicating with those folks and denying that they exist.
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Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown.
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Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.
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Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.
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A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.
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