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The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
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Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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Rant Casey used to say, No matter what happens, it's always now... Talk about cryptic. I think what Rant meant was, we live in the present moment of reality, and no matter what's come before, no matter how much we loved a person or a dog, when it attacks us we'll react to that moment of danger.
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We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe it's our job to invent something better.
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My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.
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Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things - they save you.
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Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.
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Just for the record, how I feel right now is very terrific.
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Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you're a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink.
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After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.
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Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.
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The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.
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