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The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
Boring
Entire
Second
Thing
World
Nudity
Honesty

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