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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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Taste is such a changing thing. Every age our tastes change. But the things that really last aren't necessarily the best or the worst or the most loved things, but they're the things that make the biggest impression.
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Sobriety is okay enough, Denny says, but someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff. You know?
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I am the cause of all my upsets. I am my worst enemy.
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I see so many tattoos of my stuff on people - tattoos of my book covers, tattoos of quotes . . . it's kind of daunting sometimes.
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Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.
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People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.
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Why do I do anything?' she says. 'I'm educated enough to talk myself out of any plan. To deconstruct any fantasy. Explain away any goal. I'm so smart I can negate any dream.
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I would pay snakes to bite her.
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Tyler lies back and asks, If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.
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Doesn't reincarnation strike you as just another form of procrastination?
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Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
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And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So maybe during the day, I can rush around and undo the damage.
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Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.
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A short story is something that you can hold in your mind. You can really analyze how the entire thing works, like a machine
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I haven't shoplifted since I was 13.
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It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.
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I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.
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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
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You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?
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