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The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
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We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are…Or we can decide for ourselves.
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The weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.
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Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.
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This isn’t really death, Tyler says, We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old. I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you’re thinking of vampires.
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At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.
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I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection.
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There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them.
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Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.
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Brandy is so attractive you could chop her head off and put it on blue velvet in the window at Tiffany's and somebody would buy it for a million dollars.
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If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.
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The cancer I don't have is everywhere now.
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She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent.
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Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.
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Every character sees the world through a framework of education and experience that they're proud experts about. To write a character, find out what they know best, and THEN you'll know how they'll describe a hot day. Or a pretty girl.
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Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.
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Real smarts begin when you quit quoting other people.
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I write because it's a way of presenting something without having to be there.
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The career of a movie star consists of helping everyone else forget their troubles. Using charm and beauty and good cheer to make life look easy.
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I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
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