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The joke is, we all have the same punchline.

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
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The weather today is partly angry, leading to resignation and ultimatums.
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The whole world is a disaster waiting to happen.
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I can manage my own pain. I can drink. I can go to the doctor and get a prescription. I can exercise. I can write a story about it. I've done it a million times! But I don't want to see the people I love tortured and suffering.
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Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.
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A knife, it felt like a knife, and I'd discovered that despite everything that's happened, I still had an endless untapped potential for getting hurt.
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You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.
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If you ask me, reincarnation is just another way to procrastinate.
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We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
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The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.
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Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.
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Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die.
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That if you could acquire enough, accomplish enough, you’d never want to own or do another thing. That if you could eat or sleep enough, you’d never need more. That if enough people loved you, you’d stop needing love.
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You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?
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If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk, what would you do? You'd live a gigantic, bold, fun, dazzling life. You know you would. That's what the ghosts want us to do - all the exciting things they no longer can.
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There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love.
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Anything pretty,' Claire will tell you, 'it's only for sale because no one wants it.
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Those who can forget the past are way ahead of the rest of us.
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People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.
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We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.
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