Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.
Chuck Palahniuk
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
Rich
Handful
Thought
Cynicism
Firsts
Cynical
First
Invented
Jacked
Going
Teenager
Masturbation
Make
Invention
Sloppy
Time
Sex
Inventor
Looked
Junk
More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.
Chuck Palahniuk
It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we can't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed.
Chuck Palahniuk
Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.
Chuck Palahniuk
Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven't already done.
Chuck Palahniuk
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
Chuck Palahniuk
Narrator: You had to give it to him: he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
Chuck Palahniuk
I suppose it’s comfort, perhaps a sense of self-control, doing worse things to yourself than the world will ever dare inflict.
Chuck Palahniuk
The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul.
Chuck Palahniuk
It’s weird to think the place where we’re standing will only be a point in the sky.
Chuck Palahniuk
What kind of dining set defines me as a person?
Chuck Palahniuk
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.
Chuck Palahniuk
You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
Chuck Palahniuk
There will always be an underground.
Chuck Palahniuk
Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.
Chuck Palahniuk
The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.
Chuck Palahniuk
There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them.
Chuck Palahniuk
Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.
Chuck Palahniuk
To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.
Chuck Palahniuk
Stanislavski was right, you can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
Chuck Palahniuk
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk