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Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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Just let your hand drop and let fate decide for you.
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I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
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Stanislavski was right, you can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
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I'm not sure what we're running from. Nobody. Or the future. Fate. Growing up. Getting old. Picking up the pieces. As if running we won't have to get on with our lives.
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I spent my life attacking everything because I was too afraid to risk creating anything.
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We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.
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It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!
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The only thing that separates us from the animals... is we have pornography.
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Love and life belongs to great risk.
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There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them.
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These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer will probably run over them, but for right now they are so beautiful.
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So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. And writing makes you look back. Because since you can’t control life, at least you can control your version.
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The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another kind of power. Money, for example. Or a gun.
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I try to tell a story the way someone would tell you a story in a bar, with the same kind of timing and pacing.
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HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.
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You know that old phrase ‘Those who don’t remember the past are condemned to repeat it’? Well, I think those who remember the past are even worse off.
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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
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I don't know the difference between what I want and what I'm trained to want.
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To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.
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And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.
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