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If Donald Trump loses badly, it could mean the end of the GOP as one of the two significant parties.

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Chuck Klosterman
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: June 5
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Journalist
Music Critic
Breckenridge
Minnesota
Charles John Klosterman
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