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I feel sorry for people who have to edit me. Which is why book writing is by far the most enjoyable. Really the only thing it's based on is whether it's good or not. No book editor, in my experience, is getting a manuscript and trying to rewrite it.

Chuck Klosterman

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Chuck Klosterman
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: June 5
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