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When given the choice, we’d all rather be happy now … even if that guarantees we’ll all be sad later.

Chuck Klosterman

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Chuck Klosterman
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: June 5
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Journalist
Music Critic
Breckenridge
Minnesota
Charles John Klosterman
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