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I think our collective psychosis is hilarious. With the world moving as fast as it is, if we weren't dysfunctional, we couldn't function.

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Christopher Titus
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: October 1
Comedian
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Screenwriter
Television Actor
Christopher Todd Titus
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Clint Eastwood doesn't moisturize! But Clint Eastwood needs to moisturize!
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Everyone's a racist. It's the one thing that makes us all the same.
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My random acts of violence weren't random. They were premeditated.
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Bad news has never been broken gently in my family. Because, breaking it gently takes a few extra seconds. And who's got that kinda time? Hey, we maybe failures, but we are very busy.
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I don't believe in right or left I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.
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We're looking for answers in a landfill instead of looking to people who bring the light.
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Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.
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Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.
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Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.
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Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die?
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I don't tell people I'm white anymore - I'm albino-Cambodian.
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The closer you get to death, the more alive you feel. Dylan Thomas wrote, Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. My dad always taught me to live like that. Dad wrote a poem too. It goes, Dune buggies. Woohoo!
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No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
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A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a commonly held belief.
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Thomas Jefferson said, The tree of liberty must be fertilized from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Yeah and I heard that and thought, I'm out!
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My father was on the Alcoholics Anonymous wishlist. My mother was on... parole. And lithium.
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