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One of the penalties of being a human being is other human beings.
Christopher Morley
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Christopher Morley
Age: 66 †
Born: 1890
Born: May 5
Died: 1957
Died: March 28
Journalist
Opinion Journalist
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Bryn Mawr
Pennsylvania
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When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.
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Never write up your diary on the day itself, for it takes longer than that to know what happened.
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A mind too proud to unbend over the small ridiculosa of life is as painful as a library with no trash in it.
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Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries.
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Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.
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Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.
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Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.
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Blessed is the satirist and blessed the ironist blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.
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A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
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When Abraham Lincoln was murdered The one thing that interested Matthew Arnold Was that the assassin shouted in Latin As he lept on the stage This convinced Matthew There was still hope for America.
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Friendships do not grow up in any carefully tended and contemplated fashion.... They begin haphazard.
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We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
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There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.
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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
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God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.
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The little Plumpuppets are fairies of beds They have nothing to do but watch sleepyheads They turn down the sheets and they tuck you in tight, And dance on your pillow to wish you good night!
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We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit perhaps it is larger than ours is, for it can take in almost anything without effort.
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The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
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Living in a bookshop is like living in a warehouse of explosives. Those shelves are ranked with the most furious combustibles in the world--the brains of men.
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