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When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.
Christopher Morley
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Christopher Morley
Age: 66 †
Born: 1890
Born: May 5
Died: 1957
Died: March 28
Journalist
Opinion Journalist
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Bryn Mawr
Pennsylvania
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Mr. Gilbert had the earnest mania for self-improvement which has blighted the lives of so many young men.
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Men talk of finding God, but no wonder it is difficult He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. You yourself are a part of Him.
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Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries.
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There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.
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The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.
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What is the virtue and service of a book? Only to help me live less gingerly and shabbily.
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The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
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Friendships do not grow up in any carefully tended and contemplated fashion.... They begin haphazard.
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Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.
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When Abraham Lincoln was murdered The one thing that interested Matthew Arnold Was that the assassin shouted in Latin As he lept on the stage This convinced Matthew There was still hope for America.
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