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Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Toledo
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Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a lot of laundry piled up and the apartment is a wreck. Abby: Anything you desire, my lord. I can do laundry, clean, bring you small creatures to quench your thirst until I am worthy.
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This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
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That's the scary thing about hope, she said. If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
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From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves.
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Life is an irritation.
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I think I'm what they call a never-was.
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He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.
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It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.
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. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.
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...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.
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Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
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You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems.
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We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.
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She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.
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Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or booty call, the humpback song is an amazing thing to experience firsthand, and I suspect that even once the science of it is put to bed, it will remain, as long as they sing, magic.
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Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.
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