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Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens.I'm sorry, Mr.,uh- Case, could you take the bat off your head.It's very distracting. Him. Pardon? It's a him.Roberto.He no like the light.
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Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
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It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
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