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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Compliment but do not covet.
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When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.
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Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
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