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Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
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They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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The medium obscured the message.
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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
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She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.
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Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
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One of them hissed-not the hiss of a cat, a long, steady tone-more like the hiss of air escaping the rubber raft that is all that lies between you and a dark sea full of sharks, the hiss of your life leaking out at the seams.
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That's the scary thing about hope, she said. If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
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I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
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Hope is merely another face of desire.
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I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
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The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
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The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
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He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
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Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
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