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That's a horrible plan. Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the clothes and the make up, it was the humanity. He wasn't part of it. Heightened senses or not, he felt like he had his nose pressed against the window, looking in. The problem was, it was the window of a donut shop.
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If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, life is a fast cat, a short leash, a flea in that place where you just can't scratch.
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It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
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I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.
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She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
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Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?
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Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.
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Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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Compliment but do not covet.
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Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.
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Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
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