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I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Toledo
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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That's a horrible plan. Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
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