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Life is an irritation.

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
Assistant Director
Journalist
Novelist
Radio Dj
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Toledo
Ohio
Irritation
Life

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. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.
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...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.
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Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
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. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.
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And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
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Don't bruise the Foo!
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This Roberto. He no like the light.
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It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a lot of laundry piled up and the apartment is a wreck. Abby: Anything you desire, my lord. I can do laundry, clean, bring you small creatures to quench your thirst until I am worthy.
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He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.
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