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She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body. Detective Cavuto
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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I've won Satan's lottery.
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All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
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