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She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
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Journalist
Novelist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Toledo
Ohio
Naked
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