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She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Toledo
Ohio
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That's a horrible plan. Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
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...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.
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