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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 68
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Toledo
Ohio
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Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say attaboy.
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I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
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He was a writer and words were his weapons.
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Hope is merely another face of desire.
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Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of Tangled Up in Blue in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.
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It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.
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She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.
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Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
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So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.
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I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
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She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.
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And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
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Compliment but do not covet.
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We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.
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I think I'm what they call a never-was.
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Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.
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