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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Toledo
Ohio
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More quotes by Christopher Moore
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
Christopher Moore
Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
Christopher Moore
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
Christopher Moore
Life is an irritation.
Christopher Moore
It's like time travel only, you know, slower.
Christopher Moore
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
Christopher Moore
Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?
Christopher Moore
It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
Christopher Moore
I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
Christopher Moore
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
Christopher Moore
Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
Christopher Moore
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy
Christopher Moore
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
Christopher Moore
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship.
Christopher Moore
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
Christopher Moore
She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
Christopher Moore
You're going to break my heart, aren't you?
Christopher Moore
She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.
Christopher Moore
He was a writer and words were his weapons.
Christopher Moore
Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a lot of laundry piled up and the apartment is a wreck. Abby: Anything you desire, my lord. I can do laundry, clean, bring you small creatures to quench your thirst until I am worthy.
Christopher Moore