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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
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Toledo
Ohio
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Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
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It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
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I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
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Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
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What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.
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Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a lot of laundry piled up and the apartment is a wreck. Abby: Anything you desire, my lord. I can do laundry, clean, bring you small creatures to quench your thirst until I am worthy.
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The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that.
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The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
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She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
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I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
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They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?
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Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
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... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?
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Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say attaboy.
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Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
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She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.
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This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
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