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Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
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Journalist
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Toledo
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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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The medium obscured the message.
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That's the scary thing about hope, she said. If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
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People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.
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Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
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Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little Hey, what's up? pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal
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I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.
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Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of Tangled Up in Blue in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.
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It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
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Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.
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I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
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. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.
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She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
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And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
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Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say attaboy.
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Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the clothes and the make up, it was the humanity. He wasn't part of it. Heightened senses or not, he felt like he had his nose pressed against the window, looking in. The problem was, it was the window of a donut shop.
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