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This Roberto. He no like the light.

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 68
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
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Toledo
Ohio
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I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
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It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.
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. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.
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Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or booty call, the humpback song is an amazing thing to experience firsthand, and I suspect that even once the science of it is put to bed, it will remain, as long as they sing, magic.
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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
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