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What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
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Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Toledo
Ohio
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The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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