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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
Assistant Director
Journalist
Novelist
Radio Dj
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Toledo
Ohio
Prepared
Truly
Death
Ever
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She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.
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I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
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The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.
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I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together and make me finish in front of everyone.
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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Routine feeds the illusion of safety.
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All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
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Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
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The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
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It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.
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