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I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Toledo
Ohio
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I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
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Don't bruise the Foo!
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The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.
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You're trying to be tricky. What's morality? It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize. Must be a human thing. Exactly.
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