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Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 68
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
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Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.
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That's a horrible plan. Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
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That's the scary thing about hope, she said. If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
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I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
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Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or booty call, the humpback song is an amazing thing to experience firsthand, and I suspect that even once the science of it is put to bed, it will remain, as long as they sing, magic.
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This Roberto. He no like the light.
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