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I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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