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And he was like The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk - -Abby
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
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