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And he was like The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk - -Abby
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the clothes and the make up, it was the humanity. He wasn't part of it. Heightened senses or not, he felt like he had his nose pressed against the window, looking in. The problem was, it was the window of a donut shop.
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Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
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We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.
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It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.
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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
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What is your name? asked Lear. Caius, said Kent. And whence do you hail? From Bonking, sire. Well, yes, lad, as do we all, said Lear, but from what town?
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When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.
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And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
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Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.
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The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
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I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
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He was a writer and words were his weapons.
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She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
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Compliment but do not covet.
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Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to.
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Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
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She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.
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The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that.
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The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
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Don't bruise the Foo!
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