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And he was like The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk - -Abby

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 68
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Journalist
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Toledo
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He was a writer and words were his weapons.
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Life is an irritation.
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The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
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Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
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People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.
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. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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This Roberto. He no like the light.
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The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
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What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.
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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
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I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
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She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body. Detective Cavuto
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People, generally, suck.
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What is your name? asked Lear. Caius, said Kent. And whence do you hail? From Bonking, sire. Well, yes, lad, as do we all, said Lear, but from what town?
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Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess
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And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
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He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
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She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
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I think I'm what they call a never-was.
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