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And he was like The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk - -Abby

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.
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Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say attaboy.
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Life is an irritation.
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What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.
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This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
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He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
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It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.' We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.
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Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
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The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens.I'm sorry, Mr.,uh- Case, could you take the bat off your head.It's very distracting. Him. Pardon? It's a him.Roberto.He no like the light.
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That's a horrible plan. Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
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The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.
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So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need
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I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
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Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little Hey, what's up? pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal
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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
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I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
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Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk
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It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale.
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Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist.
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I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
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