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Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.
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Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
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And he was like The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk - -Abby
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Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
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