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Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
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You're trying to be tricky. What's morality? It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize. Must be a human thing. Exactly.
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She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.
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This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
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Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
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Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
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I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
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Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
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I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together and make me finish in front of everyone.
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Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of Tangled Up in Blue in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.
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People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.
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He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.
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Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk
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