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Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.
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I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
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When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.
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He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.
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The pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity.
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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
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I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
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Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
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It's like time travel only, you know, slower.
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And he was like The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk - -Abby
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She knew it should bother her more, being evil and all, but after she put on a little mascara and some lipstick and poured herself another cup of blood-laced coffee, she found that she was okay with it.
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Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little Hey, what's up? pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal
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That's a horrible plan. Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
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Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or booty call, the humpback song is an amazing thing to experience firsthand, and I suspect that even once the science of it is put to bed, it will remain, as long as they sing, magic.
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Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
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Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
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