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Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
Assistant Director
Journalist
Novelist
Radio Dj
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Toledo
Ohio
Loneliness
Friendship
Broken
Life
Taunting
Odd
Gods

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I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.
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It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
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What is your name? asked Lear. Caius, said Kent. And whence do you hail? From Bonking, sire. Well, yes, lad, as do we all, said Lear, but from what town?
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I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
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He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.
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The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
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