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Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
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Journalist
Novelist
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Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Toledo
Ohio
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Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food? No, I'm just not very hungry. You're going to break my heart, aren't you?
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I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together and make me finish in front of everyone.
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The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.
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Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy
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Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of Tangled Up in Blue in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.
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Don't bruise the Foo!
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Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.
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It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.
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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
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An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
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People, generally, suck.
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For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship.
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The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
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Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
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The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
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Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
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Life is an irritation.
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