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Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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