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They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?

Christopher Moore

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Christopher Moore
Age: 68
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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