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Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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The medium obscured the message.
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That's a horrible plan. Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
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