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Don't bruise the Foo!

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Actor
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Toledo
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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
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Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of Tangled Up in Blue in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.
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Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy
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I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.
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It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
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Routine feeds the illusion of safety.
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Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
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We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.
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Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.
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If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, life is a fast cat, a short leash, a flea in that place where you just can't scratch.
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Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
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The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it's about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I'd call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that.
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It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We are in a four-star inn right now. I don't know what the conversion from harlots to stars is.)
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You're trying to be tricky. What's morality? It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize. Must be a human thing. Exactly.
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People, generally, suck.
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You're going to break my heart, aren't you?
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Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
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The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.
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I've won Satan's lottery.
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Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk
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