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I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or something.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
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