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. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.

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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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