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Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.
Christopher Moore
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Christopher Moore
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
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Toledo
Ohio
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I think I'm what they call a never-was.
Christopher Moore
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life as we know it, and in fact, may be bent on unraveling the very fabric of our existence.
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I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together and make me finish in front of everyone.
Christopher Moore
Children see magic because they look for it.
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The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens.I'm sorry, Mr.,uh- Case, could you take the bat off your head.It's very distracting. Him. Pardon? It's a him.Roberto.He no like the light.
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Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say attaboy.
Christopher Moore
They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?
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It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
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If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so lousy. Not a bone gnawed, not a ball chased-all tails went unwagged. Oh, life is a fast cat, a short leash, a flea in that place where you just can't scratch.
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Don't bruise the Foo!
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Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
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Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
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Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it's art, prayer, or booty call, the humpback song is an amazing thing to experience firsthand, and I suspect that even once the science of it is put to bed, it will remain, as long as they sing, magic.
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Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
Christopher Moore
. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.
Christopher Moore
She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
Christopher Moore
Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
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If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
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