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It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' It's a funeral, man!

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Chris Tucker
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: August 31
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I've lived a little bit and traveled the world and experienced a lot of things that I can play any role, and I think I can get into stuff that people never thought I would ever do because of my experiences and growth as a person.
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You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?
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I think all the knowledge and all the travels that I've done, I'm going to do a lot of great work in the future.
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I reenact everything. I love to paint a picture for my audience. I'm a lot like Richard Pryor in that aspect. I do a lot of acting on stage, acting out and visualizing stuff. I love to do that. I'm into it so much, it just comes out of me.
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I feel like every time I go out I want to do a good job. I want people to say that he's just as good at stand-up as he is in some of the movies I've seen him in, so I try to do the best every time I go out there.
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I am Jewish. My real name is Chris Tuckenberg. A lot of people don't know about that.
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You got to control your own destiny. You got to keep writin different stuff. Keep switchin up and never do the same thin too many times.
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I am now half Asian. I have learned all the ancient teachings of Buddi.
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I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
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I love to talk about people I've met being an entertainer. All my encounters in life - I roll it all into an hour and 30 minutes.
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I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh.
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Georgia was a great place to live, but I wanted to get out because I knew the opportunities for what I was doing - stand-up comedy and eventually acting - were in Los Angeles.
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Being a big star and being known, making movies and a lot of money - that really doesn't interest me.
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I couldn't imagine not having clean water.
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I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.
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I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
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One thing about me, when I make a decision about something, I realize when you make choices in life, that dictates your life.
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