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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

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Chris Rock
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: February 7
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We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.
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The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
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I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like How do I make this stuff funny?
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I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
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Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
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